Simple Deliciousness - The Pita Sandwich

Over the last few days my wife and I experienced what I might call a household disaster upon our return from vacation (where I ate the lobster bisque - see below).

I won't go into details, just know that it involved leaking pipes, mold, mildew and a basement ceiling caving in.

So... today we finally managed to eat our meals at home and for dinner we had pita sandwiches.
Here is all you need for a delicious simple meal.

• Pita cut in half and opened <----- Duh... (we roll with wheat... because we are AWESOME)
• Lunchmeat (rocked the ham tonight, because it was all we had)
• Lettuce (Romaine)
• Tomato (Sliced)
• Boiled Egg (Sliced)
• Ranch Dressing (Apparently, only Hidden Valley makes real ranch dressing - this was discovered by my wife)
  

I would suggest heating the pitas in a toaster oven on the bake setting for about 6 minutes if they have been refrigerated... 3-4 minutes if at room temp.

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